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OHHH JOHNNY BOOYYYYY. How I miss you. Do you miss me like I miss you? Like a sailor misses the sea as he is landlocked? Of course, you do realize I’m lying. Having your number is going to be so amusing. - JM

Oh Jim, I regret ever letting my number get…

Oh maybe not, but I know who can. Don’t think I’ve forgotten what you’ve done, I won’t forgive you, not ever. Texting me isn’t helping. -JW ps: don’t you EVER come near Sherlock again…

Here here, I’ll give you a hint that your normal brain can handle. It starts with: dead and ends with girl. Now let’s put them together and what do you get? Not come near Sherly? Ow, John, ow. That’s like ripping out my heart. - JM

Alright, you want to play some stupid game? Then I will play. Just please, leave him alone. I won’t lose him again. -JW

I’ll leave him alone for now Johnny and that’s final. Now answer my riddle: what starts with dead and ends with girl. Though, this isn’t very hard. - JM

Dead girl. You stole some poor dead girl’s phone? No you killed her? -JW

And let’s see what John one down at door nummbberrrr 2! Yes I killed her. I was bored. That’s what I do John, when I get bored, I don’t shoot walls or run off and solve murders, I create them. It’s a cycle. Like the circle of life. 

How did that song go? IT’S THE CIRRRRCLLLEEE OF LIFEEEE WHENNNN MORIARRTTYYY IS BORREDDDD. - JM

Moriarty that girl had a life! She was a person! And don’t you dare insult such a great movie with such a horrible voice, that in itself is a crime! -JW

Oh I knooowwwww she had a life. She was an accountant, didn’t have anyone, lived by her parents and sister, owned one dog. You’re just jealous, dear. I’m not insulting a great movie, I’m enhancing it. - JM

I think it’s time we had a chat about Disney. It can only be /enhanced/ by people with sex appeal. You have none, you remind me of a garden gnome. And that woman had people who loved her! Just for a phone??? -JW

Goodnight

Sherlock is finally passed out in his chair, sleep deprived no doubt. I’m happy he’s finally getting some sleep. Have to be quiet so I don’t wake him. Goodnight my followers. -JW (Ooc: I LOVE YOU ALLL)

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OHHH JOHNNY BOOYYYYY. How I miss you. Do you miss me like I miss you? Like a sailor misses the sea as he is landlocked? Of course, you do realize I’m lying. Having your number is going to be so amusing. - JM

Oh Jim, I regret ever letting my number get…

Oh maybe not, but I know who can. Don’t think I’ve forgotten what you’ve done, I won’t forgive you, not ever. Texting me isn’t helping. -JW ps: don’t you EVER come near Sherlock again…

Here here, I’ll give you a hint that your normal brain can handle. It starts with: dead and ends with girl. Now let’s put them together and what do you get? Not come near Sherly? Ow, John, ow. That’s like ripping out my heart. - JM

Alright, you want to play some stupid game? Then I will play. Just please, leave him alone. I won’t lose him again. -JW

I’ll leave him alone for now Johnny and that’s final. Now answer my riddle: what starts with dead and ends with girl. Though, this isn’t very hard. - JM

Dead girl. You stole some poor dead girl’s phone? No you killed her? -JW

And let’s see what John one down at door nummbberrrr 2! Yes I killed her. I was bored. That’s what I do John, when I get bored, I don’t shoot walls or run off and solve murders, I create them. It’s a cycle. Like the circle of life. 

How did that song go? IT’S THE CIRRRRCLLLEEE OF LIFEEEE WHENNNN MORIARRTTYYY IS BORREDDDD. - JM

Moriarty that girl had a life! She was a person! And don’t you dare insult such a great movie with such a horrible voice, that in itself is a crime! -JW

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OHHH JOHNNY BOOYYYYY. How I miss you. Do you miss me like I miss you? Like a sailor misses the sea as he is landlocked? Of course, you do realize I’m lying. Having your number is going to be so amusing. - JM

Oh Jim, I regret ever letting my number get…

Oh maybe not, but I know who can. Don’t think I’ve forgotten what you’ve done, I won’t forgive you, not ever. Texting me isn’t helping. -JW ps: don’t you EVER come near Sherlock again…

Here here, I’ll give you a hint that your normal brain can handle. It starts with: dead and ends with girl. Now let’s put them together and what do you get? Not come near Sherly? Ow, John, ow. That’s like ripping out my heart. - JM

Alright, you want to play some stupid game? Then I will play. Just please, leave him alone. I won’t lose him again. -JW

I’ll leave him alone for now Johnny and that’s final. Now answer my riddle: what starts with dead and ends with girl. Though, this isn’t very hard. - JM

Dead girl. You stole some poor dead girl’s phone? No you killed her? -JW

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OHHH JOHNNY BOOYYYYY. How I miss you. Do you miss me like I miss you? Like a sailor misses the sea as he is landlocked? Of course, you do realize I’m lying. Having your number is going to be so amusing. - JM

Oh Jim, I regret ever letting my number get…

Oh maybe not, but I know who can. Don’t think I’ve forgotten what you’ve done, I won’t forgive you, not ever. Texting me isn’t helping. -JW ps: don’t you EVER come near Sherlock again…

Here here, I’ll give you a hint that your normal brain can handle. It starts with: dead and ends with girl. Now let’s put them together and what do you get? Not come near Sherly? Ow, John, ow. That’s like ripping out my heart. - JM

Alright, you want to play some stupid game? Then I will play. Just please, leave him alone. I won’t lose him again. -JW

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OHHH JOHNNY BOOYYYYY. How I miss you. Do you miss me like I miss you? Like a sailor misses the sea as he is landlocked? Of course, you do realize I’m lying. Having your number is going to be so amusing. - JM

Oh Jim, I regret ever letting my number get…

Oh maybe not, but I know who can. Don’t think I’ve forgotten what you’ve done, I won’t forgive you, not ever. Texting me isn’t helping. -JW ps: don’t you EVER come near Sherlock again…

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OHHH JOHNNY BOOYYYYY. How I miss you. Do you miss me like I miss you? Like a sailor misses the sea as he is landlocked? Of course, you do realize I’m lying. Having your number is going to be so amusing. - JM

Oh Jim, I regret ever letting my number get out.-JW

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The two hopped into a cab towards the bank in which the victim had worked. John stared out the window, a calm sort of feeling washing over him, but he couldn’t quite put a finger on why. This case, it almost seemed familiar, like he had dealt with something like it before. The question was, what? What did the killer plan on doing, and what were Sherlock and himself going to do about it?

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He rolled his eyes. “Nazi assassin carpenter psychopath killer. Perfect, especially when you’re too lazy to read a file.” John opened the folder anyways, flipping through the pages. “Ricky Teller. Age 24. He was a CIO at an bank in London. Oh, but here’s something. He’s German.”